Put the softened cream cheese, cheddar, smoked paprika, garlic powder, Worcestershire, and 1 tablespoon chives into a big mixing bowl.
Mix it all up with a hand mixer or a sturdy spatula until it’s pretty smooth; no big streaks of cream cheese left.
Don’t stress if it’s not totally perfect.
Lay out a big piece of plastic wrap and scoop the cheese mixture into the middle.
Fold the wrap over and use your hands to shape it into a log, somewhere between 6 and 8 inches long.
It doesn’t have to be a perfect cylinder.
Twist the ends of the plastic wrap tight and stick the log in the fridge for at least an hour, until it feels firm.
This helps the flavors meld and makes the log way easier to coat later.
While the cheese chills, mix the chopped smoked almonds, the rest of the chives, and parsley on a plate.
Spread it out so you’ve got an even layer for rolling.
Unwrap the cheese log and roll it gently in the almond and herb mix, pressing so the coating sticks all over.
Give it a little turn and pat as you go until it’s covered.
Move the finished log to a platter and pop it back in the fridge until you’re ready to serve.
Slice it up with a sharp knife and serve with crackers or veggie sticks.